Finally got around to updating Never Mended. It's up to like four chaps now. What's it been... like three years?? anyway, i'll prolly get them posted up here soon and possibly even stick a fake cut over on fma yaoi and/or steel and sparks. also, i managed to start working on for the love of my brother again. i haven't exactly gotten that ready for update just yet.

and!!! (dum, dum, dum...) I've decided to do some extensive revision and lengthening to The Seventh Gate and try to get it published. Isn't everyone so excited?? *snerk* if no one else is gonna stroke my ego then i might as well do it myself right??

Ta for now... getting that updatage ready!

Chapter One

Warnings update: We now have angst, past references to NonCon, and perhaps more AU/DT

Pairing: Still Roy/Ed

Author's note: Okay… so here’s the dealie-yo. From a link provided on my lj account, I managed to find both Edward’s and Roy’s height and age. However, there seems to be a discrepancy. On Edward’s profile it says that he’s anywhere from 11 to16 because he ages throughout the series. Roy’s just says twenty nine. So, since Edward is 17 in my fic (if this goes against the movie I’m sorry ‘cause I haven’t seen it) Roy will be 30 ‘cause we’re going to assume that he was 29 at the end of the series when Ed was 16. Also, I have decided that Roy’s height of creeping up on 5 ft 7 in (5.67853016666666666666666667 ft give or take a six or two, and more or less exactly), isn’t a stately or well rounded enough height for our beloved hopeful dictator of skirt lengths. Pretend he hit a late growth spurt and stands a lovely 5ft 10 and three quarters inches. Ed has managed to make it to a whopping 5’4 1/2”. Go him. That will still leave Roy at not too tall but still a nice 6 and 1/4" taller than Ed (since I just don’t think he’d ever out grow him). Again, I apologize for any glaring deficiencies in my story line and welcome criticism and flames. Now on with the story.

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Never Mended


Pairing: Roy/Ed if I hazarded a guess

Rated: Let’s say R for now, may increase later

Warnings: Don’t know yet. Perhaps minor spoilers? More DT than AU.

Author’s note: I have no idea where this is going. All I know is that I was inspired by the first sentence (which came from one of those staring at the wall moments) and knew I had to write something to go with it. Hope it turns out ok. The only thing that I’m sure of so far is that Roy and Ed end up together and that sometime somewhere in the not so recent past Ed was raped by someone(s)…. That’s all I guess. I lean toward being semi-helpless on the other side.

Disclaimer: Fanfiction. Let’s break it down people. Fan: someone who likes something bunches. Fiction: not true. As in I just made something up. As it is fanfiction, not owner fiction, that sort of implies that I don’t own it, ne?



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( Prelude )

On a side note: Does anyone know how tall Roy is?? I've looked and looked but nowhere seems to have it listed. I don't really want to make something up, but I need to know it to finish chapter one. Also an exact age would be helpful. ^__^

Author’s note: I know I know. There I was wanting to update once a day and it’s been more than a month! I’ve had this on hard copy for most of that month, just no time to type it up and do all the other things that make it readable. Still I hope that it was worth the wait (even a little). Hope to update soon!!

( Chapter Two: Sweet Brother Mine )

Things in the Sheets

Series: Fruits Basket

Warnings: Masturbation, Lemony Tohru/Haru stuff, PWP

Summary: Shigure should change his own sheets from now on. Either that or hide his toys better!

Disclaimer: This is a fanfiction. Fanfiction is defined by Google as follows: “fiction written by people who enjoy a film, novel, television show or other media work, using the characters and situations developed in it and developing new plots in which to use these characters.” If I owned it, it would be manga.

Rated: NC-17

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Author’s note: I’m not sure if I want to continue this or not. I would appreciate knowing if you thought that it was any good though. Hooray for me. This is both my first Fruits Basket fic AND my first het fic. Let me know if you think that it sucked, needed improvement, or was really good!

Series: Trigun

Title: For the Love of My Brother
Chapter I: Oh Brother, My Brother

Pairings: Twincest (VashxKnives)

Warnings: NCS, not nice things, Angst, etc.

Genre: Alternate Timeline, Divergent Future thing

Summary: Knives learns that physical strength doesn't mean that he has power. Together the brothers will face the hatred in their past, and Vash will try to teach his brother to love and trust again.

All previous disclaimers apply

Author Ramble: As I haven’t seen the whole series, any spoilers are purely coincidental. I hope that this meets with approval for the first chapter. More coming soon! Hopefully I’ll be able to update once a day, but I make no promises. Just depends on the whims of my muses and the teething of my daughter. ^__^

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( On to Chapter One )

Series: Trigun

Rated: NC-17

Author's Note: So I obviously wasn’t the only person who thought that that Steve guy was just a little too fixated on Knives. After watching that one ep. (don’t know which number it was) and seeing how much he hated those boys and how quickly Knives took the flying leap off the deep end, it just screamed rape to me. So, here’s my take on the reason for Millions Knives’ insanity and the brothers’ relationship in general.

Warnings: First Trigun fic. Slight minor/ped stuff, past NCS (which may or may not be flashed back to), yaoi, twincest, and oddness in general, angst, and prolly more that I’ve forgotten. Be warned.

Summary: Knives once thought that Vash was the weaker twin. Now he learns that physical strength does not make one more powerful, and Vash learns what he is capable of doing for the love of his brother. That's as good as it gets for now ppl. I have no idea where this is going.

Disclaimer: It's MINE! ALL MINE!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

*Knock Knock*

Ahem. 'Scuse me while I get the door.

"Ma'am, I'm Agent Smith from the FBI, and this is Agent Black from inter-pol. You're under arrest for impersonating a Japanese citizen, and stealing credit where none is due. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used...."

"Wait!!!! It's not mine! It's not! I'm just a poor starving fanfic writer. Don't arrest me! I admit it! I'm not Japanese! I'm not the owner! I don't even own the merchandise!!! Pleeeaaaaaaase!!!! Oh wait! Are there hot Japanese boy guards at the prison??"

Agents sweatdrop.....



( For the Love of My Brother )

After much thought and consideration, I have decided that my lemon writing needs some work to make it more realistic. So here's a survey for everyone. Anyone who knows the answers to any of the questions my reply but it's really for any of the guys out there.

I'm a girl so I don't really know these things. Any feedback at all helps out!

Thanks!!



1. Which position (boy/boy) is the most/least pleasurable?

2. Would you or would you not recommend stretching your partner before hand?
3. Would you prefer long extended foreplay or very little?

4. After sex, do you like to cuddle or just roll over and start snoring?

5. Are your nipples very sensitive or not really?

6. What is the best way to give a blowjob? Sucking, Licking, or something else? Would you rather be teased or just have the other person go at it? Also, would you like a little bit of teeth or not.

7. Does prostate stimulation really feel that great? If not some comparison would be nice.

8. When having sex with another man, is extra penile stimulation really necessary?

9. Just how sensitive is the scrotum and anus?

10. A note on any other particular sensitive areas for men.

11. Does the first time being with another man hurt, hurt worse, or the same.

12. Over time does it end up being less tight or is it about the same?

13. Does dirty talk/What kind of dirty talk turns men on?

14. After having sex, does the bottom really leak?

15. Finally, what is the best/worst lube for the job??

If anyone can think of anything that I may have forgotten, please feel free to share!

Rant #1:

I loved the anime (can't find the manga, which is bugging me) the boys are all stunningly lovely (one word: Ayame. sigh. he could hang out in my shirt whenever he wanted) BUT The way that anime ended was just WRONG!!!!!!!! I mean it just cut off right in the middle of the story! You don't know what happens to poor Kyo (I hear something about being locked up in a room like his sensei's grandfather), you don't know if the curse is broken, you don't know if Tohru ends up with her memories erased or in love with Yuki or Kyo or (god help my heart) even in a threesome with them. Ayame has faaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr too little screen time. and were he, Shigure, and Hatori lovers in the past (and/or present) or is it just me???? Surely the manga would clear up some of these little discrepancies for my poor overloaded brain, but I can't freaking find it!

/end rant #1

*pant pant*

Ok. On to

Rant #2:

I was deeply traumatized to hear that Akito was really a girl. As a fanfic writer I have chosen to completely erase this little bit of knowledge from my brain. (Especially since it totally ruined one of my favourite pairings) Also, I totally refuse to believe that it was ever true in the first place, and I can prove it!

Proof #1: Akito has a man's voice. Now i could see how this might be slightly confusing seeing as he almost always speaks in a soft, low tone but even when he's screaming at Hatori in ep. 26 that's definitely a man I hear. No woman when they're that pissed could stop from getting at least slightly shrill.

Proof #2: Those skin tight shirts when he goes to the school and when he's in the rain with Tohru. No boobies there folks!! Surely if he were a girl there would be at least a little bump or something!

Proof #3: In ep. 26 when his kimono slips off his shoulders, you can clearly see his chest. No boobies there either.

I, as the fanfic writer, have arbitrarily decided that Akito is a man. Let's just say that when he was born, the attending doctor was on crack that day, or drunk, or hell even just blind. I'll even accept that he was born a girl and had a sex change or something later. Akito is a man folks. Deal with it.

On a side note: Even if he were a girl (which he's not cause I said so) it is my god given right (no pun intended) to make him whatever freaking sex I want him to be. If there can be gender switching and body switching and m-preg fics and vampires or werewolves or any damn thing else in fiction I can just go on thinking that Akito is a man.

/Rant #2

Mini rant on Fanfic Disclaimers:

Fan fiction (also spelled fanfiction and commonly abbreviated to fanfic) is defined as follows:

Fiction written by people who enjoy a film, novel, television show or other media work, using the characters and situations developed in it and developing new plots in which to use these characters.

If I owned it, it would be manga.

Disclaimers are stupid.


So.... that being said, I have hereby decided to undertake my very first Fruits Basket fanfic ever! Wish me luck folks!

First off I'd really like to imagine that there's a way I could broadcast this to the world and assure myself that every single person in it reads this. An article found here inspired me on this little rant. As a begining note: It is the pinnacle of human arrogance and fallacy to assume that any one person knows and understands the mind of God. Now I'm not a religious person, but I've read the bible cover to cover (thank you very much) and was raised Southern Baptist, which seems to be mandatory if you're born south of the Mason-Dixon line, but...

It may say in there that you're "not to lie with another man as a woman" but it also says "judge not lest ye be judged."

This being the case, I think that the dear Mr. Fred Phelps who is supposedly instigating this whole stain on the honor of mankind should be soundly spanked for his trouble, and then be forced to read, watch, or participate in anal fornication, yaoi, slash, and any other variation thereof and anything I may have forgotten for the rest of his natural life.

And the good Mr. Phelps can kiss my rosy red ass. Also, my next lemon fic is dedicated to the lovely Fred Phelps and I'll be sure to write that fact in big bold underlined letters right there on top. I hope he goes into convulsions when he finds out how many writers he just inspired to write beautiful lovely lemony slash fiction.

Be afraid Mr. Phelps, be very afraid. You're adding to the corruption!!!

Thank you and good evening.